I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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