Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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