she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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