at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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