I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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