just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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