and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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