Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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