Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she smelled like a LAN party
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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