he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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