based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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