You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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