haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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