i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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