That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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