That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Holy shit dude........stairs
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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