I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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