i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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