"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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