oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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