Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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