so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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