you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
