Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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