we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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