Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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