why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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