I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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