I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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