i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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