Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
pray to the hookup gods
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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