rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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