let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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