Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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