Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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