Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm too high and old for this...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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