i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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