I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Randomize
