Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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