some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
i now understand why vodka
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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