I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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