we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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