Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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