If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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