Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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