She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
we should paint friendship bongs
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