so explain again why im purple
no
oh god the rape fog is back!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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