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I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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