You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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