4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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