doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Bring me that man meat
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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