Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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