what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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