No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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