she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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