A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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