Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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