so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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