is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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