Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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